Private Resort (1985)

The story of two adolescent boys who are guests at a Florida resort for the week-end. Their only interest is, of course, chasing girls, but fate has much more in store for them. (IMDb)
A horribly made racy comedy with awful acting, eye-rolling characters, and an almost non-existent plot. On the plus side, although the slapstick is predictable and poorly-executed, and the situational comedy contrived, each aspect does provide a few laugh out loud moments. In the end though, this still remains a very poorly crafted film that I probably would have given more grace thanks to its humour if it hadn’t kept trying to distract from its near-complete ineptitude with boobs and bikinis.
4/10 (Bad)


  1. From the cover it seems like it will be about “boobs and bikinis” LOL. I’m from Miami and I always laugh how movies portray it as a place where it’s always a bikini fiesta with salsa music playing in the background lol

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