The Knight Before Christmas (2019)

Hey Alexa, I don’t mean to be a boiled-brained cod piece but this movie’s a dud and your lifeless cameo only makes it worse. Cole’s nonchalant fish-out-of-water chival-schtick is insufferable, and what exactly was his quest? To kiss a woman before Christmas? Cuz that’s what it seemed like. There’s no tension here save for Brooke’s baffling heartbreak; instead, we get awkward conversations and grocery shopping and a shoehorned subplot about a down-on-his-luck dad. Nice production design though.